What if...

     What if Santa Claus is actually black? It's not like anyone has seen him to prove that he's not.I thought of this question when my friend told me that she always thought Santa was black when she was younger. I found this to be hysterical, until I thought about it. Why can't he be black?

We started to discuss things and here is what Black Santa would be like:

• Instead of saying "Ho Ho Ho!" it would be "Pimp Pimp Pimp!"
• Not milk, but Kool Aide
• He plays extremely loud music from his pimped out sleigh
• His name is actually Lil Santa C.

He would maybe look like this...

If I was Christian I would proud to have him bring me gifts.