30 Things

     My brain has come to a screeching halt because of finals. I'm being forced to relearn all these unnecessary facts about people I don't care about and then throw them back up, so I don't end up living in a box. It's exciting. Due to my lack of creativity, I asked around to see if others would come up with a topic that I could write about. Their replies were disgusting. The best one was...

Make a list of 30 things that people should know about you.

So, because I have nothing better to bring to the table, here goes. I apologize in advance.

1. If you use glitter. I hate you.
2. I think Anderson Cooper's hair is fabulous. (Anderson if you are reading this, I love you.)
3. Coffee, honey mustard, Ginger Ale and my mother's chicken pot pie are my drugs.
4. People that don't respect your parents are dumb.
5. I think the CIA is onto something.
6. I have a collection of Entertainment and Time magazines that I refuse to throw out.
7. 4th grade is a waste of time.
8. Watching people take tests is hilarious.
9. Giraffes are my favorite animals.
10. I can eat rice with chopsticks.
11. I can also juggle.
12. My underwear gets ironed.
13. I am the worst at remembering birthdays and important days of the year. I even forgot my own birthday...twice.
14. I like the cold weather months (Probably, because I live in a city that can be mistaken for a furnace).
15. Jelly beans are ridiculous. 
16. Lazy teachers should not be allowed to yell at their kids for being lazy (You know who you are).
17. Laugh, laugh laugh!
18. Look at the footprints on the ceiling!!!
19. Castle and its hairporn.
20. I don't do the whole hugging thing.
21. I question why I am making this list.
22. If I could have anyone over for dinner, dead or alive, I would have a ghetto version of myself over.
23. This sentence is in Spanish when you're not looking.
24. The smell of petrol is oddly intoxicating
25. Bless your soul with the holiest of waters if you have actually read all of this
26. I also suggest re-prioritizing your life
27. My penmanship is so atrocious that I have had teachers, even in high school, give me back work to redo because they cannot read it. 
28. Fact. People who say that they hate drama are normally in the most drama. 
29. I love to travel, but hate flying. I usually come out of the airplane looking like a zombie
30. Oh look! This is the last one.