Stupids

Dear people that tried to ding-dong ditch my house at 10 PM,

     Well, you sure got me! What will I ever do? Idiots... First of all, what are you doing out in the middle of the Houston suburbs at this hour? You're not going to find anything. I hate to break it to you, but bed time is at 8 o'clock here. The soccer moms do not approve of this behavior. Go home! I'm trying to watch The Office.

                                                                                                    Sincerely,

                                                                                                         Jamila