Duct Tape

Here is a list of things that you can do with duct tape:

• Give your self a wax job
• Shut someone up
• Tape someones hands and legs together
• Make a wallet
• Throw the roll at someone's head
• Wrap yourself with the sticky side up and then launch yourself onto someone, making you forever theirs
• Do the same as above, but then launch yourself onto a wall to see if you stick
• Fix household items

To the person that invented this marvelous creation. You forever have my love.

Even let it babysit for you