The Real Meaning of MPH

How long would it take for someone running 10 mph to reach the edge of a cliff, then jump?

Hon, where did you go to elementary school? Because, we need to talk about this. Bless your husband's heart for dealing with you. If I were him, you would be rolling at 80 mph in the grass, because I would have thrown you out of the car.

I love people like this. They make my life. Thank you for being so dumb.