So There's This Person On Twitter...

     I have no idea who she is, but from her Twitter account I can tell you that she seems to REALLY love One Direction. So much that she's willing to do this: 

From the band, I'm guessing she loves Niall the most... 

Her favorite songs are 'Live While We're Young'...

And 'What Makes You Beautiful'...

Without One Direction she seriously doesn't know what to do...  

   

Except for abusing her ass cheeks...

Five People in History that Look Like Transvestites

1. John Wolfe

2. Frida Kahlo

3. Louis XIV

 4. King Tutankhamun 

(Imagine long model-esque hair)

5. King George I

For the Lazy Ghetto Man

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