Uneven Ratio

My name is Jamila and I am a Muslim. Unfortunately, some people can't seem to comprehend this. Especially at school, but then again the student-teacher-idiot ratio is completely out of whack. I wear my traditional clothes to school (They're very comfy. I wear my PJ's under them), so naturally I get asked questions. Here's the deal, I don't mind answering your questions, but I do advise that you think very hard about what you're about to ask me. A stupid question will be answered by a smart-ass remark.

Like I said, the number of people with an IQ lower than Kim Kardashian is ridiculous, and of course they are the ones to ask me the stupid questions. This includes:

- Do you speak muslim?
- Do you ever get a rash from wearing all that cloth?
- Do you have more than one of those outfits?
- Can I see what you wear under that? (By the way, person who asked me that, you are repulsive!)

So people, what do you have to say for yourselves?

These days the questions are asked on a daily basis, and I have learned that I am able to amuse myself greatly with a well thought out story. My personal favorite being the day a bimbo got enough brain power to talk to me.

Bimbo: Do you shower in that?
Me: In what?
Bimbo: In your outfit.
Me: sarcastically Yes.
Bimbo: Really? So how do you have so many colors?

At this point I just couldn't resist.

Me: Pulling out the end of my headphone wire that was in my pocket Well, you see this wire? I just plug it into the computer and program the colors!
Bimbo: Wow! That really works?
Me: Oh yea! Works like a charm!

This idiot tried to continue this conversation, but I was this close to hi five-ing her face.

Now, if you will excuse me I need to go and convince a Buddhist that he owes me money from three lifetimes ago.

This is what my outfit looks like