Got malk?

*sigh*
This is ridiculous.

First of all, I want to skip to the middle of this video. Specifically, to the part where Mr. Speech Impediment said that the guy's hand was like a brother to him (1:32). That guy must have been a VERY good friend. I can just see the bedroom scene starting off with one of the guys seducing the other by saying "Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Another thing. Did they really need to fight over this? The whole video could have been cut to about 20 seconds if the guy in the green shirt would have just gotten up to get the cow boob juice himself. It would have saved everyone from a lot of yelling.

The best part of all of this was the fact that the black guy had a white dad.