Air travel sucks. Just yesterday, I got back from my 40 day Kenyan adventure, which means I flew over 24 hours to get back to Houston (London stopover). Within the darkest day of my life I sat in a seat that probably contained an innumerable amount of bio hazards, including human farts, and a nine year old complaining about something no one cares about a row in front of me.
The most concerning of the two flights was from London to Houston. The flight was completely full and in the row next to me I had a set of what looked like reverse Mormons. Two men, probably on their 50's flirting with a woman in the middle seat. They were acting like the teenager that I'm not, taking pictures together, sharing food with each other, and secretly wishing to be part of the Mile High Club. It was quite the party they were having.
For this flight, British Airways was the lucky airline company that got to fly yours truly. Their service is fine and the inside of the plane is just like all the others. The only thing that was off was the complementary barf bag that is provided for after you eat the toxic airplane food.
As you can see, once you up-chuck, you should give this bag to one of the crew members. Um. Gross. Being a crew member must really suck. Not only do you have to deal with people throwing up, but people in general. Handing your stomach contents back is the equivalent to putting a bag of dog poo on someone's door.
Those smiles a fake and all of these people actually hate you |
With all this being said, I encourage each and every person to travel. It's quite fun...
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