Summer Reading

     Summer 2012 has officially been commenced. Unfortunately, you can never really get 100% away from school and I blame it on summer reading. This year I have to read The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass. Because everyone loves to read about him...

Look at this man

     Normally, I never have a problem with the book choice that they give us for summer reading. Most of the time they're good, but I read the first page of this book and I have decided that I would much rather be a slave.  Not only do I have the skin tone for the job, but my parents are from Africa.

    Thank you English class for putting me to sleep during summer. Like I don't do that enough. 

The Last Few Days

     The last few days of school are the worst. School officially ends on May 31, which is 10 days away. 10 days of review. 10 days of studying. 10 days of no sleep, and 10 days of exams. I look at all the elementary kids partying with sugar highs and I think "Why the freak do they deserve a party when all they did was show up and learn how not to poop in your pants! I have worked too hard to not deserve a cookie!"

     Teachers get all cranky too. It's like all of a sudden the kids have become a burden to them. Well, guess what? This is your job, and we hate the final few days just as much as you do. So, why don't we all cooperate for these final few days by avoiding each other. That's what I'm doing.

     All I ask for is to have a little bit of peace for the last 10 days. Before you know it the Houston sun will burn you more than the fires of hell. Which by the way is better than being stuck in school with people that have their panties in a wad.

What a mess...