Venn Diagrams

     Election time is just around the corner and America will soon have to choose between an Obama rama filled country or a new guy, Mitt Romney. At this point, the two candidates are pretty close and both are throwing out commercials and what not to take you into their dark side. Just the other day Romney's campaign posse took out this:

     Now, as we all know, Venn diagrams are a type of chart comparing two or more things (depending on the number of circles). The place where the circles meet indicate a common ground between the sets in which are being compared.

The chart above is doing none of that. Obviously, our fellow candidate needs help, so I made a Venn diagram for him.

     I hope America understands what type of choice they have to make this November. The people that are voting this year should know who they are voting for. Also, understand that change isn't going to happen overnight, nor is it going to happen in a year. It's actually going to take multiple presidential terms to help our economy grow again. Our country needs consistency, so unless we want to look like our European friends, we need a single plan that will work for the years to come. We need people that will fix the current plan instead of throwing it all away and starting all over. So let's start now, because frankly, I'm tired of all the nagging.

Musically Un-inclined

     I cannot play a musical instrument to save my life. I can't even play that stupid recorder I was forced to learn how to play when I was in elementary school. I remember the teacher looking at me and crossing her arms disapprovingly while I sounded like a dying bird. My music teacher tried to make learning this piece of trash "fun" by calling it recorder karate, and every time you succeeded at learning a new song you went up a "belt," which was actually a stupid piece of ribbon that got tied around the bottom of your recorder. Everyone in class, except for me and the kid that decided to blow into the recorder with his nose got to level 4. I remained defeated until I found out that the plastic that they used to make the recorder was very durable and can withstand the force of hitting a human head without breaking.

  

   Now singing. Has anyone heard a whale? Or do you remember Dory in Finding Nemo and her attempt to speak the language of whale? That's what I sound like. My singing voice is like Kim Kardashian's whining. No one wants to hear it. The only thing that accepts my voice is Rock Band. Even then, it's just me making really high or low pitched squeals to match what the game wants. Simon Cowell would have a blast.